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Vu Demotivational Poster


TAGS: swedish chef vurt da furk
Rating: 4.8/5

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lgvernon - March 31, 2012, 5:40 pm

Oh, ya! Yew betch'a!
GaryO - March 31, 2012, 3:53 pm
'Vurt Da Furk' I gotta use that next week

VUVUZELA - The least creative of all musical instruments

TAGS: vuvuzela soccer music noise
Rating: 3.81/5

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Swampfox - November 3, 2012, 11:50 pm
The composer has no sense of timing...
EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 1:28 am
Theoretically, they can play the same intervals as a bugle. That's four notes.


ILLOGICAL - Having a woman like this...and only boinking her once every seven years.

TAGS: star trek t pol vulcans
Rating: 3.29/5

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CANADA - July 5, 2010, 11:17 am
If it wasnt for the tags I wouldnt know what you were talking about

APACHE CHIEF - What kind of stinking superhero loses his powers to a cup of hot coffee to the crotch?


TAGS: black vulcan apache chief superfriends superfriends samurai el dorado wonder twins
Rating: 1.73/5

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Woodywood03a - July 30, 2009, 11:18 am
Nothing saying
BoneCD - July 30, 2009, 10:18 am
I thought that talking aboot your dates was forbidden


DIVORCE LAWYERS - They're just vultures in a suit.

When Two Nerds Marry -

TAGS: nerds marry vulcan wookie star wars star trek
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 16, 2013, 5:55 pm
Borg style? Hmmm, kinki.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 16, 2013, 5:52 pm
S*xterminate! (Wife's idea... yes... she's nerdy too)
Silverheart - June 16, 2013, 3:10 pm

How about the Dalek?
MissPriss - June 16, 2013, 9:06 am
Don't forget the Borg! Resistance is futile and safe sex is not an option...teehee.

the festivus pole -

TAGS: festivus
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

mizzdizz - December 26, 2014, 4:32 am
It paid the bills! Party ON!!!!
Thedge - December 25, 2014, 7:34 pm
WWJD? 5'd

VUVUZELA WITHDRAWAL - this isn't going to be pretty


TAGS: vulcan star trek spock oven
Rating: 3.75/5

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heathentod - May 13, 2010, 9:07 pm
Love good Star Trek humor! :)

MULTI-CULTURE PALS - Many Heroes, One Voice!

VULCAN BAIT - Totally worth a vulcan nerve pinch

TAGS: star trek vulcan
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by motinet

jibarocampesino - July 28, 2010, 11:57 am
Vulvait ? or Vulcait? (i just hate to see a great picture being damage by the camera on it.
motifake - July 13, 2010, 11:46 am

Should have titled it "Vulcain Bait - sorta like jailbait, but with pointy ears"
pieman - February 10, 2010, 12:50 pm
I know I am going to regret asking this but would Vulcan bait be at least 30 or 40 years old.
Koradan - December 8, 2009, 2:08 pm
...and yes, she's TOTALLY hot!!!
Koradan - December 8, 2009, 2:07 pm
Actually, those are ELF ears. Vulcan ears swoop a little forward. Yes, I am a TREK fan.
calikojack - December 8, 2009, 12:53 pm
not a trekkie myself but...damn, shes beautiful. and id marry her
giulio - December 8, 2009, 11:24 am
LogicDude - December 8, 2009, 10:56 am
Hey! I didn't say I wanted to MARRY her...
whatukno - December 8, 2009, 10:36 am
Once every 7 years! Oh that would be the definition of hell.
LogicDude - December 8, 2009, 8:43 am
I'd hit it...I mean, it's only logical right? 5L!

DET. OLIVIA BENSON - After 11 years of dealing with every sexual perversion, every deviation, she was ready to try a few new things.

BARACK OBAMA - The first Vulcan-American President of The United States of America

TAGS: barack obama star trek spock vulcan doris mwlf wit
Rating: 2.58/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Zed - October 11, 2009, 5:58 pm
For a couple of seasons they did have a black doctor who specialized in Vulcan medicine, Dr. M'benga. Would've been better to shoop a pic from his episodes, like "Spock's Brain" or something.
bill - October 11, 2009, 2:58 pm
people need to work on they're photoshop skillz
Toussaint - June 29, 2009, 1:10 am
Comrade BHO would have on a red shirt.
Claire. - June 29, 2009, 12:21 am
I agree with Cubbybear.
Scorpio7 - January 14, 2009, 6:57 am
I concur
Cubbybear - January 13, 2009, 10:01 pm
That name sounds more Klingon to me


TAGS: deja vu dating marraige
Rating: 4.73/5

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ICEMAN - September 9, 2012, 1:04 am
Especially if it's from a Canuckian.



TAGS: nostalgia is deja vu in reverse
Rating: 4.59/5

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Sean - March 8, 2014, 8:28 pm
Hey I remember the day I came up with this one. I was miserable that day. Huh. Good times ....
falloutghoul - May 10, 2013, 8:18 am
I'd say this sums it up.
Derek - May 14, 2010, 8:46 am
You're right Forseti - I'm too used to not voting.
agdaniele - May 13, 2010, 1:18 pm
This is beautiful.
forseti - May 13, 2010, 6:38 am
LOL... Derek praised the pic, but the only vote was 2 lions... didn't you vote? i like it too, 5 from me!
Derek - May 13, 2010, 1:00 am
Really really good

VULTURES - When they start to circle, resist that sleepy feeling.


NOSE BLEEDS - Because they are beautiful...

TAGS: jeffree star nose bleed beautiful louis vuitton
Rating: 1.82/5

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agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 1:30 am
Black eyes, too?

DéJà VU -

TAGS: deja vu
Rating: 4.77/5

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BECAUSE TUNA IN OIL - Is so passe.


GETTING NAKED - It'll either move things along or make the moment totally awkward...so the odds are like fifty-fifty. I'll take my chances.

TAGS: its called guilt you vulcan doctor cox david jacques painting
Rating: 4.19/5

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spacedog - March 1, 2010, 7:09 pm
Someone get that guy a bigger harp. Quick! 5Ls Bart.

THAT SKIRT - doesn’t match your purse


Antique Vulva -

REPUBLICANS - They want to eat your dead body!

TAGS: vulture politics dead bush
Rating: 1.5/5

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Claire - November 25, 2008, 2:04 pm
Damn straight, democrats are tasty.
bush_supporter - September 16, 2008, 4:53 pm
democrats, they want to give your hard earned money to those that don't work! so they can have just as good if not better healthcare/living conditions as the NOT LAZY!!
bob chin - July 23, 2008, 8:56 am
And then regurgitate it partially digested to feed to their offspring!!


TAGS: carcass vultures mob surprise zebra
Rating: 4.57/5

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Haarakkon - June 26, 2010, 5:56 pm
ICEMAN - June 26, 2010, 12:09 am
agdaniele - June 25, 2010, 11:48 pm
That is one "D" from being a supre timmy poster! LOL! 5L

PAKISTAN - Sorry people of Pakistan, but the last time I donated £2 to someone, they bought an annoying plastic horn.

TAGS: vuvuzelas
Rating: 4.47/5

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Faceplant31 - August 23, 2010, 5:58 pm
agdaniele - August 22, 2010, 10:57 pm
pzykosiz - August 22, 2010, 8:21 pm
love it. 5l's


TAGS: vulture carrion tune
Rating: 4.21/5

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ICEMAN - June 9, 2011, 11:44 pm
Clever. 5L
Reality Lord - June 6, 2011, 1:36 pm

nice...i honestly thought it was an Airman. s'ok....i gave it a 5 anyway....lol.
Verdeckt - June 6, 2011, 8:09 am
You're talon me.. *ehem*
crankyhead - June 5, 2011, 2:46 pm
B 5harp

F U T I L I T Y - The Thoughts I Seek, Hide From Me The Thoughts I Hide From Seek Me

TAGS: vulture
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 12:24 am
Brannigans law is like brannigans love: Hard and fast! -Big Z
agdaniele - February 8, 2011, 12:21 am
(which does not apply to DOOP mining operations)
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 12:18 am
Starfleet general order 1: Starfleet officers are required to understand that allowing cultures to develop on their own is an important right and therefore must make any sacrifice to protect cultures from contamination, even at the cost of their own lives
agdaniele - February 8, 2011, 12:13 am
Laura Branigan?
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 12:09 am
Or was it Branagins Law?
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 12:07 am
regulations..... sorry trekkies
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 12:06 am
aren't you quoting Starfleet rules?
Dimytri - February 8, 2011, 12:03 am
because if the photog was an American working under American Military regulations, any interference (even to help) can be seen as unlawful interference with the indigenous population.
Cloudchaser - February 7, 2011, 12:24 am
Why would the photog be forbidden from helping the kid?
Feasibly - February 6, 2011, 7:08 pm
Thanks RL.
Reality Lord - February 6, 2011, 6:33 pm

this is good feas. de-mot to the max.
PredadorRJ - February 6, 2011, 3:01 pm
The kid was trying to get to an American Base, and the photographer was forbid to help him. The kid probably died.
GySgt1811 - February 6, 2011, 2:07 pm
Ouch! I pray the photographer kicked the vulture headless and gave the little fellow his own lunch. (I know, fat chance.)


IN THE TEMPLE OF THE HEARTLESS - I was humbled & reborn... Into a god.


TAGS: world cup south africa walken vevuzela
Rating: 3.45/5

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agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 2:37 am
It's a good chuckle if you've ever heard that instrument.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 11, 2010, 7:00 pm
Oh, Haha.....?
GreyScorpion - June 11, 2010, 6:45 pm
it's a world cup soccer joke
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 11, 2010, 6:42 pm
What the hell is this?


TAGS: deja vu president lincoln obama
Rating: 3.03/5

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WTFO - June 26, 2009, 12:10 am
Always appreciate the mutual respect, Ron. Believe me, that I mourn the loss of my fellow servicemen/women as much as anyone. I just prefer to be on the front lines today than backing off and letting them grow stronger for my children's generation to face
RON - June 25, 2009, 1:05 am
in on the 5000 mark. But do appreciate your posters and point of views...and truths as you see them.
RON - June 25, 2009, 1:04 am
Thanks Mr WTFO on invitation on your offer...lol But still hanging in there with him...just remembering past 8 years, so Obama still trying...still wish he was doing more to get out of the wars though...hate losing men & women everyday...closing i
WTFO - June 5, 2009, 1:38 am
The debt he's creating is going to end up enslaving us to China (the biggest owner of our debt).
nota dumbass - June 4, 2009, 7:32 pm
yeah except lincoln was a REPUBLICAN and actually freed the slaves.. where obama is a democrat.. the group who WANTED the slaves. LOL go figure
HAHA - April 12, 2009, 1:34 am
Please the man is made outto be something he isnt. He got elected and has never done anyhting to warrent it.
Sil - April 4, 2009, 10:41 am
Why, when his stated purpose and goals of a social and economic reorganization are so diametrically opposed to that which I believe?
HAHA - March 29, 2009, 1:19 am
Not even close.
Biodeath - February 9, 2009, 3:00 am
I don't know, I kind of agree with Cubbybear on this one. I definitely would hate to see that Black widow poster take on a new meaning.
WTFO - February 9, 2009, 2:57 am
Ron, are you kidding me? You're asking folks to give him a chance, yet you prop him up with the likes of Pres Lincoln? This pic is a joke, dude. I expect better from you.
Sean - January 27, 2009, 5:24 pm
Good point, CB. You're so considerate. So please remember to tell President Obama that if he is attending a play called Our American Cousin and he happens to hear someone shout "Sic semper tyrannis!", he damn well better duck, and duck hard. Bye.
Cubbybear - January 27, 2009, 3:26 pm
Ok I will...just remember what happened to Lincoln
Toussaint - January 27, 2009, 2:14 pm
I'll give him as much support as Bush was given.
Sean - January 27, 2009, 1:00 pm
Great poster.
Screamin Daemon - January 27, 2009, 8:24 am
Well said.


I HAVE A FUNNY FEELING - It's going to be one of those days.

TAGS: damn vultures im not dead yet
Rating: 2.62/5

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levinkatz - May 17, 2013, 9:53 am
I saw a flock of vultures staking out by backdoor neighbors back yard...I didn't look.

Here's your #*[email protected][email protected]!# Espresso! -

TAGS: cafe vulgar
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - April 21, 2017, 3:58 am
I like it, UP yours

Just in time for breakfast -

TAGS: vultures scavengers lovesong ironic humor
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - April 18, 2016, 10:37 am
funny, UP yours

Logic -

VULCAN GIRLS - Logically, all sentient species have certain common denominators.

FOOD STAMPS - They Are SO Taken For Granted